photo credit: PhillipWest

In my previous article, i wrote the Clone Wars as being a "Kick Ass Graphical Upgrade".    Well that's about all it was good for.    This movie was almost equivalent to Final Fantasy: The Phantom Menace.    Basically they used the Star Wars name to get us to go see the movie.   It's not what you'd expect out of a Star Wars movie.    The real story behind this lies in how hollywood likes to trash good movies in order to appeal to a certain target audience, in this case kids.     I felt like i was watching Saturday morning cartoons, not a Star Wars movie.    The dialogue was bad, and the movie was very predictable.    It wasn't as dark like every other Star Wars film.     No main characters we're killed.    Anakin gets a Padouin learner even though he isn't a Jedi, who is initially comparable to Jar Jar Binks without the annoying voice.    Her character gets better toward the end though.    The main dissapointment is that ANAKIN'S CHARACTER IS WAY OFF!!! He must have gotten replaced by his yet unknown twin brother, because he acts totally different.    I give the visual effects an A+ but if your older than 14 don't waste your money in the theater.   Personally, i want my $9.50 back.